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Real sad... Don't ask.. Im just very very very very very sad. Worse than Pinkamina. CURSE YOU PUBERTY! And the world. And me not having more than 3 friends. And ADD. And everything. And everyone.

Here's just one theory I'm throwing out (subject to revision): Knowing he was facing certain death and that they weren't going to complete brain mapping in time for Cave to become immortal, he turned to the next best thing: the continuation of his DNA. Cave and Caroline were madly in love, but due to the nature of their relationship they never acted on it before. When Cave saw his mortality approaching he threw science to the wind and proposed to Caroline. Caroline happily and graciously accepted. On the night of their honeymoon Cave impregnated Caroline but unfortunately he wouldn't live to see the baby born. He died a few weeks after the m

Today in science, my teacher was talking about the history of the metric system. He called me up in the front of class, and dubbed me Queen Elizabeth for the moment. So I was like 'lol SWAG' to the rest of the class."Come at me bro" "All hail my foot" "Off with his head" were the things I said. He put my foot on the table and I said, "THIS is the new foot!" Twas fantastic! My teacher is Boss like that! Go Mr.Dorr!